Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex Sweatshirt cherry hill White block text below reads

White block text below reads "Helps You Prove Others Are Dumb

Red script text reads "Squatchin'" across the top

or just lounging like a true master

drawn in green and orange ink with heavy black outlines

A dark green mid-century pin-up illustration depicts a woman in a bikini seated on a bar stool

Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex Sweatshirt cherry hill White block text below readsTurd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our warm &