Jingling All The Way Seems Excessive - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Lincoln freed an entire nation

Lincoln freed an entire nation and his reward is being the mascot for the same hot dog joke every uncle has made since 1987

Armadillos invented bulletproof armor millions of years before Kevlar and still chose rolling into a ball as their primary defense strategy

Three red five-pointed stars are arranged in a horizontal row beneath the title block

which is generous for anyone lighting firecrackers like a bouquet at their own funeral

rising during the 1940s when air conditioning was still a luxury worth advertising

Jingling All The Way Seems Excessive - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Lincoln freed an entire nationJingling all the way implies a noise commitment most people can't sustain past the driveway. Somewhere between "some of the way" and "all the way" is a reasonable compromise nobody asked for. The Details: Distressed white vintage illustration of Santa Claus wearing a fur trimmed hat and coat, holding a bell in one hand. White lowercase text below reads "jingling all the way" on the first line, with "seems excessive" on the second line in a matching