Have a Holly Jawlly Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL A pop-art illustration depicts Abraham

A pop-art illustration depicts Abraham Lincoln wearing blue star-shaped sunglasses

Gingerbread men smile through structural failure like tiny frosted sociopaths

Sans-serif text reads "BASEBALL CLUB" below

Navy blue uppercase text below reads "THEY MAKE UP EVERYTHING

Mount Rushmore holding beers is somehow a more honest representation of American values than the original sculpture

Have a Holly Jawlly Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL A pop-art illustration depicts AbrahamSanta trading reindeer for a great white shark is the most honest upgrade in Christmas logistics because at least the shark is upfront about biting. Nobody questions the transportation budget when teeth are involved. The Details: Arched cream text reads "HAVE A HOLLY JAWLLY." Below, a vintage pulp style illustration depicts Santa Claus in his red suit riding a great white shark bursting from blue green ocean waves, its jaws open with rows of sharp