Safety Third v3 - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Flowing white script with black

Flowing white script with black outlines reads "Saratoga Lanes" above a cartoon illustration of a grinning black bowling ball crashing into white pins with red neck stripes

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Distressed golden-yellow circular badge carries arched black block text reading "BISBEE" across the top and "BEES" curving along the lower right

Chug Norris doesn't double-fist beers because he's thirsty

Somewhere a sign painter got paid in free skate passes and honestly came out ahead

Safety Third v3 - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Flowing white script with blackDemoting safety to third place behind a lit firework and a claw hammer is less a priority list and more a discharge summary. Somewhere an ER nurse just felt a chill and doesn't know why. The Details: Distressed white arched slab serif text reads "SAFETY" above "THIRD" in two stacked lines. Below, a cartoon lit firework shell wrapped in red, blue, and yellow stands upright on a red base, its fuse visibly burning, beside a claw hammer with a gray head