Check Out Deez Nuts - Long Sleeve T-Shirt ufo A vintage hand-drawn aerial illustration

A vintage hand-drawn aerial illustration depicts a mid-century resort complex with multi-story buildings

" with "New York" and "Since 1954" at the bottom

Arched dark brown distressed serif text reads "COFFEE" above a 1950s rubber-hose-style cartoon coffee cup mascot with a smiling face

and a red high-collared cape

Las Vegas and Fresno

Check Out Deez Nuts - Long Sleeve T-Shirt ufo A vintage hand-drawn aerial illustrationNutcrackers standing guard over a pile of nuts is the most aggressively territorial holiday display since the twelve foot inflatable Santa next door. Three soldiers protecting deez nuts with their lives is peak seasonal commitment. The Details: Three vintage style nutcracker soldiers in green and gold uniforms with black top hats stand side by side. A garland of green pine branches, orange berries, and scattered brown walnuts fills the base beneath