Vernon's Gym - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL A digital illustration of Johnny

A digital illustration of Johnny 5 with distinctive binocular eyes and expressive eyebrow plates floats against a starfield dotted with planets and shooting stars

A gray silhouette of a flamethrower extends horizontally beneath

Homey Don't Play That

and an enthusiastic open-mouthed grin

Convincing a retired master to break a blood oath requires the right sales pitch

Vernon's Gym - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL A digital illustration of JohnnyVernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars.